I need a sugar mommy. Any volunteers?

Found this gem somewhere heh.

Ok finally done tweaking with the damned blog. Not gonna bother with anymore changes. Heck i don't even know what colors the backgrounds are. Anyway if u're here u're one hellava free guy anyway so no complaints please.

My new baby. Sold of the old Epiphone Les Paul Custom (which, no offence to Collin, sucks imo) for 400 bucks and paid 600 bucks for this baby (Ibanez S540LTD Custom).

Well my baby is not really a baby. You see, its already 9 years old (yes i bought a 2nd hand guitar that is freakin 9 years old). So technically speaking, i adopted this handsome fella here. Phillip (who handed over the custody of this child to me) took SUPERB care of this guitar. Modded it slightly too, with a pickup holder behind its headstock and refretted the neck. Most amazing thing is that he changed its PUPs to Dimarzios - Super Distortion and Tone Zone. All for 600bucks! Omg just hear this old baby scream!

So the very next day, i sold my Ibanez Toneshitter (or was it toneblaster?) 25w and Boss Metalzone MT2, and traded for a brand new Roland Micro Cube and only had to top up 8 bucks for it. Its only a quarter the size of the Toneshitter, but its POWERFUL. and versatile. MUCH MUCH better than Toneshitter at least.

WHOA. Total gear change within 2 days! Well i have to say that i'm really happy - the guitar is AMAZING. So is the amp. I feel like i'm not worthy of them heh. So in total i splurged $208, but it was money well spent. Though my bank is kinda running low now.

Which brings us to the main topic. I'M ****KING BROKE. In the real world money is everything. Without $$ u can't do shit. A decent meal now costs 4 bucks, add a drink and that brings the tally to 5 bucks. Damn a McChicken meal costs $5.95? Oh yay.

So every trip out the house will burn me at least 6 bucks. Movie? At least another 7 bucks. Going to 'chill out' sounds cheap... oh wait a bottle of beer at its cheapest price is 5 friggin bucks. Stay out later than 2330 and cab starts charging midnight fare.

Ok maybe i should stop complaining. Probably brought this upon myself by following the phrase 'Money is just a piece of paper if its not spent' religiously. Whats done is done so the only thing i can do now (except to find a job) is to..... FIND MYSELF A SUGARMOMMY. Anyone? I'll promise to be good.